Kids are quick

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America

MARIA:Here it is.

TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?

CLASS: Maria.

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TEACHER: John , why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

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TEACHER: Glenn , how do you spell ‘crocodile?’

GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L’

TEACHER: No, that’s wrong

GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

DONALD: H I J K L M N O.

TEACHER: What are you talking about?

DONALD: Yesterday you said it’s H to O.

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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’ t have ten years ago.

WINNIE: Me!

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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?

GLEN: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.

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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ‘I.’

MILLIE: I is …

TEACHER: No, Millie … Always say, ‘I am.’

MILLIE: All right … ‘I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.’

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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?

LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

SIMON: No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good cook.

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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?

CLYDE: No, sir. It’s the same dog.

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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

HAROLD: A teacher

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3 responses to “Kids are quick

  1. It was really fun :). Some of the jokes show that children sometimes are smarter than adults 😉

  2. hi! MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!! AND A HAPPY 2010 well my brother is OK? and you and your husband (no me acuerdo del nombre)
    kises from all of you

    • Hello Laura! And merry Christmas to you too!! I also wish you a very happy 2010. We are very well, thank you! I hope you are ok too. Lots and lots of kisses to you and your aunt Reme.

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